jeudi 26 janvier 2017

Knit your own Real Donald J. Trump (not fake)

Knit your own

Donald J. Trump

Well. It's real. Not fake. Tremendous. Fantastic. 

You can now knit your own real Donald J. Trump. 

It's great. 

The kit contains the pattern and the wool (american wool not shit european wool) to knit your own really little president of the United States. Really tiny. Only 4,5 inches. 

Due to the incredible number of orders, priority will be given to :
- America (first)
- Men
- Whites
- Catholics
- Republicans
- Rich
- Heterosexuals
- Supremacists
- Climatosceptics
- Science sceptics
- Media haters
- Bricklayers

It's genial.